Event: Applied to be on ABC's The Bachelor/Bachelorette
Ok, so I did it. It was either apply for this or the Biggest Loser and since I refuse to step on a scale in spandex shorts and a sports bra in front of millions, I thought this was the lesser of two evils. Then again, I just realized I signed up for the show that without fail requires the women to run down a sandy beach in their bikinis...in slow motion. Oh crap.
Please, go ahead and hold your breath like I am for the phone call. I'm sure once they read my profile and see my amazing, almost air-brushed runway model-like pictures, they won't be able to dial fast enough.
Watch out Trista and Ryan, you got nothing on this girl!